Wanted....!!

Do you have the thirst for terrorism, drive towards death and a global vision for violence...If so, then this is the right job for you...
Skills: The candidate should be skilled in bomb blasts, kidnaps, beheadings and/or any other forms of terrorism. Leadership skills are a bonus and would be given higher preference.
Experience: Should have atleast killed a 100 people or injured many. Must have featured in a beheading video at the least.
Emoluments:
Will be better than most of the industry standards with free accommodation in Indian prison. Lifetime supply of food. Free security as well. Peaceful death guaranteed and other benefits like free unwanted media attention plus a chance to feature in the front pages of dailies.
Training and Posting:
Training will be held at secret locations that everyone in P*kistan are aware of and the top performers will be posted in India or the USA/UK.
For further details, Kindly contact P*kistan...:)